The day has come! Our first day of Holy Swanson Communion!
Most importantly, there will be NO F*cking Vegetables!
Salad is for rabbits.
The proper side dish to go with your steak is another steak, and then most importantly, the third steak!
And finally, for dessert, we can’t leave out the copious amounts of alcohol!
Happy Celebrating fellow Swanson-ites!