“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
– Ron Swanson
Wise words spoken by the one and only Ron Swanson.
When you take on a new project, sit your whole ass down in the chair, and get busy! If you are balancing your cheeks between two chairs, you’re probably going to fall in the floor and cry like a wee girl.
Balance is everything. I like to balance my eggs with copious amounts of bacon. I regret nothing.