Steak is a key ingredient to living a pure life influenced by Ron Swanson.
Without steak, life is bland. Combine steak with fire, and suddenly you’ve created a life altering meal!
Rule #1: Never over-season. Salt and pepper. Enough said.
Rule #2: Never over-cook. Rare/Medium Rare is the ONLY way to properly partake of the Holy Meal.
Rule #3: LET IT REST! Never poke or cut your steak before it has rested for at least 5 minutes.
Rule #4: Always partake of the Holy Meal with a smooth pour of bourbon. NEVER consume with clear liquors. Clear liquors are for rich women on diets.