“Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.” – Ron Swanson
The ONLY Ron Swanson Approved Religion! If you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a religion that celebrates red meat, fine cigars, prime aged bourbon, curse words, and copious amounts of eggs and bacon, you’ve come to the right place!
Join us every Friday evening and Saturday Morning for Holy Swanson Communion!
Steak and Liquor Friday Nights!
Copious amounts of eggs and bacon Saturday morning!